I have a friend and his name is Clinton...well sometimes...other times he is a very glamorous and extremely evil B-iatch named Miss Coco Peru.
He has taught me many things...here are my top ten lessons....
1) When it comes to looks never be grateful with what God gave you - you can do better.
2) There is no replacement for the word 'CxxT'.
3) Nice people have less friends (because they are boring).
4) Don't play in mud if you don't want to get dirty....don't think too hard on that one.
5) If you are not laughing at the expense of someone else, it probably isn't funny.
6) All men look the same after eight Rumrunners.
7) God loves everyone but especially good looking gay men with great taste.
8) If you don't have anything nice to say then say it loudly.
9) Men love beautiful women regardless if they have a penis.
10) Redheads have more fun than poodle heads.
Love you my dear friend.
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