Hop-a-Long

I have decided that I am going to get rid of half of Andy's shoes...the left one on every pair that he owns! WHY?? Well, due to the fact he spends so much of his time with ONE FOOT smack bang, right in his MOUTH!

The latest one was absolutely priceless!  I mentioned that I was going to get my nails done earler this week and he asked me if I no longer felt the need to make the effort to stay on top of my 'grooming' now I have my man. Hmmmm...now where do I go with that!

Almost as bad as the response when I was leaving after my first London visit with him. I asked him if I had changed much and he responded 'apart from the weight, NO!!!! (From me...expletive, expeltive,expletive..)

There have been a number of these accidental remarks, and they REALLY are accidental AND in reality they are quite hilarious AND after all, I have the ultimate revenge don't I - I CAN BLOG!